profile: 7 min in heaven

They get paired up thanks to spin the coke. Mariah is all excited because she wants to get some tonight. Tommy doesn’t want to do this because he already has a girlfriend.

Mariah: hey

Tommy: hello

Mariah: let’s do this (jumps on him)

Tommy: whoa (pushes her away) could I at least get your name?

Mariah: yeah, Mariah (jumps on him again)

Tommy: (pushes her away) yeah I can’t do this, I’ve got a girlfriend

Mariah: its ok, we won’t tell her, she doesn’t have to know (tries to jump on him again)

Tommy: no it’s not ok (pushes her off) I have values and my girlfriend is realy important to me

Mariah: (male deep voice comes out) umm bitch no, I’m doing you whether you like it or not. And if…

Tommy: where did that voice come from?

Mariah: (lifts skirt quickly) yeah I’m a guy. But don’t worry baby, I still find you sexy.

Tommy: I don’t want sex from you. I’d rather be in a loving relationship, which I am with a girl who’s not…who’s not male.

Mariah: I cannot deal with relationships. I just want it quick and dirty. So come here baby.

Tommy: look, I don’t want to be making out with a drunk bitch like you, you’ve seriously got some issues (starts banging on the door trying to get out) come on guys I’ve had enough of this, this girl…guy is phyico.

Mariah: you know what? I’ve had enough of this. I don’t need you. I can get someone else with my sexy ass looks

Tommy: (door finally opens) no one is stopping you, our seven minutes is up. I hope I never meet another skanky whore like you again.

(both leave closet going in separate directions)

writen by me and angel